Holidays by INXS
INXS CIAO GUYS! - INXS RULES! BENNI B - RENSTARK . YEP, I THINK THAT - INXS CIAO GUYS! - INXS RULES! BENNI B - RENSTARK - - PRESENTS YOU THE LATEST DEMO FOR YOUR DEMO-COLLECTION! - I HOPE - YOU WILL LIKE IT! - OH! I'M ALWAYS PROGRAMMING DEMOS WITH LOTS OF BORING GRAPHICS, AND WITH NO IDEAS, SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, OR IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT FEELING TO MAKE GRAPHICS, THEN PLEASE CONTACT ME! I WILL PROGRAMM EVERYTHING FOR YOU, WHEN YOU ONLY MAKE THE GRAPHICS... - JUST TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE WORKS: WHO CAN SEND ME A GOOD MUSIC ROUTINE WITH A GOOD MUSIC-EDITOR - (OR MUST I PROGRAMM IT BY MYSELF???) - MAYBE YOU KNOW THE GIGA-MUSICMASTERMIND: - WELL I WANT TO WRITE A GAME, BUT I NEED A FAST MUSIC (NO SOUNDMASTER PIECES) AND GOOD GRAPHICS... - - YEP, I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TIME TO SCROLL ARROUND YOUR SCREEN SO PLEASE PRESS THE SPACE-BAR (SPRATJE-BALK) (EXCUSE ME, DEAR DUTCHS, BUT IS THIS RIGHT???) - (TALKING ABOUT DUTCHS: - MY FIRST DUTCH WORD WAS: - (HOPEFULLY IT WAS SPELLED RIGHT...) - YEP - I THINK I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOME BORING STORIES OF MY LIFE AND I THINK I WILL START WITH FRIDAY THE 13TH ANYTIME IN 1989... (YEP: 1989!) - WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO CONFUSED? - (YES, IT WILL BE THE DATE OF MY DEATH (OH ULTIMAX I HEAR YOUR HAPPY LAUGHING...) YEP, WHEN I'M SMOKING, DRINKING, FUCKING, CODING, EATING, DEMO PRODUCING AND VIDEO WATCHING LIKE THIS YEAR, THEN I'M CERTAINLY DEAD SOON... - WELL COULD IT BE THAT I NEED MY SUMMER-HOLIDAYS??? - TALKING ABOUT CERTAIN DEATH: YOU WILL BE DEAD WHEN I WILL FIND MY ROUTINES IN OTHER DEMOS!!! - - (REST IN WAR!) BUT HERE SOME GREETINGS TO ALL FRIENDS AND FANS FROM COLOGNE, ITS INHABITANTS AND ALL OTHERS.... - I THINK YOU CAN REALLY PRESS THE SPACEBAR NOW!!! - THAT'S MEANT SERIOUS!!! - OK: - SELFDESTRUCTION: - 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 - , DU BIST TOT! - CIAO - SEE YA SOON ON SAME COMP OR ON AMIGA, WITH NEW DEMOS AND BRAINFUCKING DEMO-SCROLLERS - SIGNED: COLOGNE, WEST GERMANY BENNI BAERENSTARK FROM - - IH - A !BBCDEFGHIKMORX/ ' /XROMLIHGFEDCBB - . THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG - BENNI$ BAERENSTARK% FROM& INXS - RENSTARK BACK ON YOUR MACHINE AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M SATISFIED ( - !]) THAT THIS DEMO IS FINISHED! - I WAS ALWAYS INTERRUPTED BY DYNAMIC SYSTEMS (LONG TELEPHONE-CALLS) OR I WAS OCCUPIED TO FULLFILL MY COLLECTION OF BEER-BOTTLE-FASTENERS) - YEP, BUT NOW THE GREAT MOMENT HAS COME AND I'M HERE AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE - I THINK I WILL PUT IN NOW A FEW (UNCOMPLETE) GREETINGS TO: ALL INXS-MEMBERS (WITHOUT CAOS AND TPI - I WON'T GREET YOU TILL I GET SOFTWARE FROM YOU - (DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUS, BUT I'M ANGRY ABOUT THAT! (I THINK I'M THE ONLY MEMBER WHO'S PROGRAMMING SOMETHING (EXCEPT TYPHUS - .V)), GREETINGS TO ALL A - OK I SEE THAT THIS BECOMES VERY BORING BUT I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY RANKING-LIST SO I WILL GREET ALL INXS-DEMO-TEXT-READERS AND ALL OTHER GUYS WHO WILL READ THIS IN FUTURE! - 6I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN A GOOD MESSAGE-WRITER - !) TO: ALL PSEUDO INXS MEMBERS WHO ARE WRITING BULLSHIT IN OUR NAME TO BECOME FAMOUS - WELL I THINK I HAVE NO FURTHER IDEAS, AND I HAVE TO WRITE A NEW DEMO SOON - .^ BUT WHO KNOWS FOR WHICH GROUP - YEP, I THINK YOU CAN NOW READ ANOTHER DEMO-SCROLL TILL YOU COME TO AN END WITH THIS IT CAN TAKE HOURS - WELL TWO NIGHTS BEFORE WE (SVEN GLUECKSPILZ, LINUS AND ME HAD A NICE BARBECUE WITH A LOT OF BEER AND A LOT OF GIRLS (HI!) - YEAH: WE HAVE JOY, WE HAVE FUN, WE HAVE SEASONS IN THE SUN - (OH BULLSHIT! SOON ARE HOLIDAYS AND I PROMISED ULTIMAX TO VISIT HIM - -BUT I HAVE GOT A PLASTIC POCKET FOR EMERGENCY - WELL I THINK WE WILL MAKE A LOT OF BRAINLESS DEMOS, WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER IN AN UNKNOWN SUBURB ANYWHERE IN GERMANY - 'NOW LET'S COME TO SOME SERIOUS MATTERS: - 1WHO WILL SEND ME THE INSTRUCTIONS OF UBIK'S MUSIC - MY SPECIAL MUSIC-PROGRAMMER SEARCHES IT TO MAKE SOME GOOD MUSIC! (BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE A GAME (OR LOTS OF DEMOS) WITH MUSIC-MASTER MUSICS - WELL I THINK I WILL NOW WRITE ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT, MAYBE THE UPPER ONE, BUT I THINK TILL YOU WILL SEE THIS DEMO THERE WILL FLOAT A LOT OF WATER DOWN THE RHEIN! - _(WOAW! WHAT FOR A NICE SENTENCE - KEEP COOL, PROGRAMM LOTS OF DEMOS, OR CRACK LOTS OF GAMES AND MAYBE, IF YOU HAVE TIME TO CONTACT ME THEN CALL: WEST GERMANY 0221-841644 (WILL YA DO IT? - THEN ASK FOR THOMAS (YEP NO MICHAEL AT ALL!) - THE TEXT ENDS NOW AND HERE AND WILL BE CONTINUED WITH ITS BEGINNING, SO IF OUY WILL READ IT ENDLESSLY - 6SIGNED ON 21.06.1988 IN THE BEAUTIFUL CITY COLOGNE BY: - RENSTARK FROM INXS - ^BENNI$ BAERENSTARK% FROM& INXS - AGAIN A BORING DEMO WITH A BORING SCROLL, WITH BORING GREETINGS AND SO ON - ARE YOU RIGHT - I DON'T THINK SO - (BECAUSE THIS WAS A QUITE HARD WORK TO DO (THE BIG SCROLL HERE TAKES TOO MUCH RASTER-TIME TO RUN IN A DEMO EASYLY!) AND THEN ALL THIS SHITTY ERRORS OF CRAY COMPTER) (I LENDED ME HIS OLD COMP BECAUSE MY LITTLE COMPI HAD TO VISIT UNCLE DOC - BUT NOW HE'S READY AND I HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH MY FAST PROFESSIONAL DOS - H #! THIS SCROLLTEXT BECOMES BRAINLESS - 7WELL AND HERE IS AN EMERGENCY! CLAUDIA - PLEASE CALL ME - I THINK YOU CAN NOW PRESS SPACE (OH THERE IS NO FURTHER DEMO-PART - ?NO TIME AND NO FUN TO WRITE MORE SO PLEASE READ THIS TEXT AGAIN - . THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG - BENNI$ BAERENSTARK% FROM& INXS - RENSTARK BACK ON YOUR MACHINE AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M SATISFIED ( - !]) THAT THIS DEMO IS FINISHED! - I WAS ALWAYS INTERRUPTED BY DYNAMIC SYSTEMS (LONG TELEPHONE-CALLS) OR I WAS OCCUPIED TO FULLFILL MY COLLECTION OF BEER-BOTTLE-FASTENERS) - YEP, BUT NOW THE GREAT MOMENT HAS COME AND I'M HERE AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE - I THINK I WILL PUT IN NOW A FEW (UNCOMPLETE) GREETINGS TO: ALL INXS-MEMBERS (WITHOUT CAOS AND TPI - I WON'T GREET YOU TILL I GET SOFTWARE FROM YOU - (DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUS, BUT I'M ANGRY ABOUT THAT! (I THINK I'M THE ONLY MEMBER WHO'S PROGRAMMING SOMETHING (EXCEPT TYPHUS - .V)), GREETINGS TO ALL A - OK I SEE THAT THIS BECOMES VERY BORING BUT I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY RANKING-LIST SO I WILL GREET ALL INXS-DEMO-TEXT-READERS AND ALL OTHER GUYS WHO WILL READ THIS IN FUTURE! - 6I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN A GOOD MESSAGE-WRITER - !) TO: ALL PSEUDO INXS MEMBERS WHO ARE WRITING BULLSHIT IN OUR NAME TO BECOME FAMOUS - WELL I THINK I HAVE NO FURTHER IDEAS, AND I HAVE TO WRITE A NEW DEMO SOON - .^ BUT WHO KNOWS FOR WHICH GROUP - YEP, I THINK YOU CAN NOW READ ANOTHER DEMO-SCROLL TILL YOU COME TO AN END WITH THIS IT CAN TAKE HOURS - WELL TWO NIGHTS BEFORE WE (SVEN GLUECKSPILZ, LINUS AND ME HAD A NICE BARBECUE WITH A LOT OF BEER AND A LOT OF GIRLS (HI!) - YEAH: WE HAVE JOY, WE HAVE FUN, WE HAVE SEASONS IN THE SUN - (OH BULLSHIT! SOON ARE HOLIDAYS AND I PROMISED ULTIMAX TO VISIT HIM - -BUT I HAVE GOT A PLASTIC POCKET FOR EMERGENCY - WELL I THINK WE WILL MAKE A LOT OF BRAINLESS DEMOS, WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER IN AN UNKNOWN SUBURB ANYWHERE IN GERMANY - 'NOW LET'S COME TO SOME SERIOUS MATTERS: - 1WHO WILL SEND ME THE INSTRUCTIONS OF UBIK'S MUSIC - MY SPECIAL MUSIC-PROGRAMMER SEARCHES IT TO MAKE SOME GOOD MUSIC! (BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE A GAME (OR LOTS OF DEMOS) WITH MUSIC-MASTER MUSICS - WELL I THINK I WILL NOW WRITE ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT, MAYBE THE UPPER ONE, BUT I THINK TILL YOU WILL SEE THIS DEMO THERE WILL FLOAT A LOT OF WATER DOWN THE RHEIN! - _(WOAW! WHAT FOR A NICE SENTENCE - KEEP COOL, PROGRAMM LOTS OF DEMOS, OR CRACK LOTS OF GAMES AND MAYBE, IF YOU HAVE TIME TO CONTACT ME THEN CALL: WEST GERMANY 0221-841644 (WILL YA DO IT? - THEN ASK FOR THOMAS (YEP NO MICHAEL AT ALL!) - THE TEXT ENDS NOW AND HERE AND WILL BE CONTINUED WITH ITS BEGINNING, SO IF OUY WILL READ IT ENDLESSLY - 6SIGNED ON 21.06.1988 IN THE BEAUTIFUL CITY COLOGNE BY: - RENSTARK FROM INXS - ^BENNI$ BAERENSTARK% FROM& INXS - AGAIN A BORING DEMO WITH A BORING SCROLL, WITH BORING GREETINGS AND SO ON - ARE YOU RIGHT - I DON'T THINK SO - (BECAUSE THIS WAS A QUITE HARD WORK TO DO (THE BIG SCROLL HERE TAKES TOO MUCH RASTER-TIME TO RUN IN A DEMO EASYLY!) AND THEN ALL THIS SHITTY ERRORS OF CRAY COMPTER) (I LENDED ME HIS OLD COMP BECAUSE MY LITTLE COMPI HAD TO VISIT UNCLE DOC - BUT NOW HE'S READY AND I HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH MY FAST PROFESSIONAL DOS - H #! THIS SCROLLTEXT BECOMES BRAINLESS - 7WELL AND HERE IS AN EMERGENCY! CLAUDIA - PLEASE CALL ME - I THINK YOU CAN NOW PRESS SPACE (OH THERE IS NO FURTHER DEMO-PART - ?NO TIME AND NO FUN TO WRITE MORE SO PLEASE READ THIS TEXT AGAIN -